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On J-Lo’s Ass and Julia’s Breasts — Stanzas 92 to 97

Res Publica, Book One, Canto the Second 92. ‘A cold?’ I asked, as we ascended toward some beastly clouds, their fattened, beat-up faces, swollen, blackened eyes and puce contusions blended in each enormous, lumpish head. ‘No. Just allergies,’ she said. … Continue reading

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Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human, by Harold Bloom, Riverhead Books, 1999, 745 pages

The further one ventures out of this world and into the Shakespearean universe, the more one feels the inadequacy of certain cerebral equipage.  Your most insulated jackets, your thickest snow boots won’t shield you from the icy temperatures of Macbeth.  No sunscreen, of … Continue reading

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The Trial of the Cannibal Dog: Captain Cook in the South Seas, by Anne Salmond, Penguin Press, 2003, 506 pages

Whether Anne Salmond’s history can be turned into a screenplay directly, or whether it requires a fictional treatment first, the subject matter cries out for (or blows a Maori conch shell for) Peter Jackson’s talents.  Mel Gibson, with his Apocalypto, gave us … Continue reading

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